What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?
Well i’m sure i’ve said before that things like bank holidays have been eroded by political bias and pressures from singular or foreign based beliefs in all our regions around the globe.
So, we don’t bother too much anymore with most of them. Even though employers have taken the incentives away to work them, we figure that all the liberal parenting breeder types are out running a muck on those long weekends, so’s still best to stay in or work them!
The main one for us, like most around here, is xmas really. My mrs loves it! To me its a nice little few days off and a chance to unwind with family and eat lots.
Wait… what am saying, i always eat lots!!! And family?? Sh*t most of mine are total f*ck heads!!!
Damn it, back to work then!
Since that was boring as f*ck, here’s another bio page of a Dookie character from the new Dookie 5: Uncivil War
Trigger warning as usual guys, and of course its been edited a little for language.
Camalar:
This Greenback has served in the shadows of The Sleepyman ranks for years. As a young Greenback, she did anything she could to get as close to the smelly seat of power as possible. She robbed, f*cked and killed her way to lick the seat of The Sleepyman. It’s paid off too. She controls a few Clans of the Eastern North territory, gifted to her by assassinating their leaders. The tax income she makes from them would be enough to retire a small town near Dragon Central, but she’s a real go getter, she wants the whole North, not just a few bits.
Tale of the tape:
Height: 5’ 7” if anyone says otherwise, they get three years hard labour.
Weight: 8st 2lbs / 115lbs before morning dump.
Vagina name: Gaia
Likes: Tax money, foreign labour, glory holes in public toilets.
Dislikes; Honesty in public forums, Tumpytump, the PoPo, comedy television shows
In Brief:
This rank hound was born and raised with the Hippies on the Western coast of the North. Her family line are friends with the old b*tch Aska Aska’s family. Like most Greenback Clans, her family wealth was made from stealing the wealth stocks of the townsfolk they control (they call it Green Tax). However, they still like to dabble with Aska Aska’s family of course, in the odd ‘kidnap for ransom’ plots.
Camalar left her home in the West to prove to her unloving and selfish Clan leaders (her parents) that she too has what it takes to control with an iron fist.
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