Have you ever been glamping?
For sure, i grew up camping and now rather than store all that gear, we just pitch up to a ready made glamping beast with a sofa, kitchen, bedroom and bathroom!
There ainst much else crap to chat about that ‘slow day’ question, even after i changed it from camping is there!
Tell ya what, here’s a Dookie character bio for you to get yer juices going.
Edited for language, but remember folks; trigger warnings are always in effect with Dookie.
DEPUTY FUKA
Fuka: a one-time Corporal, now a Senior Deputy – Sniper commander
In Brief:
Topher Finley Arborne, in full title. This average joe just about finished school. He was more interested in p*ssing around with his buddies than schoolwork. However, he has flourished under the tutelage of the General. He is working hard on his City and Guilds Sniper course and hopes someday soon to get his first kill.
Tale of the Tape:
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 13stn 8lbs / 190lbs
Likes: To smoke way too much blow
Notes: Doesn’t identify as any weird sexual creature
Penis name: Howard Howhard
Favourite swear word: F*CK, F*cker, F*ck you and F*ck off.
Combat: Sniper – shots fired; 152,248, Confirmed kills; 0
In Brief:
After leaving school, his buddies went off to University, got regular jobs or joined one of the ever-growing military forces on the planet. One even decided to identify as a piece of coral and went to help form part of the Great Barrier Reef. Arborne got lonely and began to masturbate almost as much as D.C.. His parents reached out to one of the P.M.’s local groups to get him some help and give him a path forward. Arborne, or Cpl Fuka, to us now, hasn’t looked back since he learned how to shoot, through watching the Vatican Chanel 5 show hosted by D.C. during his first meetings with the group.
Fuka’s f*ckin’ update:
Fuka went to visit his pal at the Great Barrier Reef upon, returning from the battles in the desert quarter. Unfortunately, he found out his buddy had died just moments after fulfilling his months old dream to become a piece of coral. He drowned…. Obviously.
The life guards did leave him there, tied to a rock, but a shark gobbled him down that first night. Fuka got depressed and slipped back into his excessive masturbating ways for a few days, but after speaking to his pal D.C., he rented a boat and went out ‘rifle fishing’ sharks for a day. After shooting twelve Great Whites, he felt a little better about losing his pal. He was deported that same evening. Since returning to Dragon Valley, he has refocused his efforts into his special ops teams for the Sheriff’s Department.
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