Do you vote in political elections?
Well after having 5 politically charged novels published, if i didn’t vote i’d just be another hypocritical keyboard c**t wouldn’t i!?!
So yeah, for sure i vote!
In fact, we have elections this next week on our tiny island and i’ll be casting my vote 100%! I’m not into going on marches etc or waving bunting to protest as i believe its all a waste of time really. These ‘leaders’ sit in their high chairs looking down upon those poor folk and just figure out how to arrest the instigators, not break bread with them and work out solutions.
To vote for the change in power, right now is the only real way to enact change. So, i’ll be voting to change out our leadership around here for sure!
But hey, do you wish there was a higher player in the leadership field that had the brass balls to step in and force right from wrong, a man of justice for the people, a beast against the corrupt?
A quick overview
The Dookie Novels by Tony Kearns (Bizarro/Satire)
This is a series of “Bizarro fiction” (surreal, satirical, and absurd horror-comedy) novels that follow a hero named Dookie, which is outlined as a, “…raunchiest horror comedy you’ve never read!”
Plot: Dookie is a former Marine turned mercenary who fights a “ludicrously funny Apocalypse” against various absurd antagonists.
Characters: Dookie leads a crew of misfits (including “Snowflakes and Hipsters”) against enemies like “the orangey-faced Tumpy-tump” and “the depraved Poostinks”.
Themes: It is a satirical look at 21st-century issues—politics, pandemics, and economic inequality—written in a “knockabout” style with frequent references to eating cheeseburgers and fighting “Ass Demons”.
Books: The series includes Dookie: A Colourful Life, Dookie 2: World War 3, Dookie 3: Scorched Earth, Dookie vs the Demon God, and Uncivil War.
Tone: Raunchy, surreal, and highly satirical.
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