List the people you admire and look to for advice…
Who do i admire eh??
Well, i quite like the solo go getter ya know. I think i’ve mention (just once or twice) that like strongman as a sport. Admiration is a big word, but i defo think those people are of a decent nature. They train seperately, yet together. They compete against one another, yet cheer each other on. For they know, that when one wins, they all benefit.
Guys like Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw excel at this team work in a solo environment. Its that ethos of a single leader who accepts their individuality needs a team around them to rise to greatness.
Thats what i used when i created Dookie. He maybe the boss, but its the people around him that make his story great! From the corrupt politicians of Ruskieland like Poostinks to the Snowflakes by his side like D.C., it always takes a team to be worth admiring.
Something some of the big headed morons we see in the news and on our socials could learn from eh.

Here’s a quick overview of Dookie:
The Dookie Novels by Tony Kearns (Bizarro/Satire)
This is a series of “Bizarro fiction” (surreal, satirical, and absurd horror-comedy) novels that follow a hero named Dookie, which is outlined as a, “…raunchiest horror comedy you’ve never read!”
Plot: Dookie is a former Marine turned mercenary who fights a “ludicrously funny Apocalypse” against various absurd antagonists.
Characters: Dookie leads a crew of misfits (including “Snowflakes and Hipsters”) against enemies like “the orangey-faced Tumpytump” and “the depraved Poostinks”.
Themes: It is a satirical look at 21st-century issues—politics, pandemics, and economic inequality—written in a “knockabout” style with frequent references to eating cheeseburgers and fighting “Ass Demons”.
Books: The series includes Dookie: A Colourful Life, Dookie 2: World War 3, Dookie 3: Scorched Earth, Dookie vs the Demon God, and Uncivil War.
Tone: Raunchy, surreal, and highly satirical.
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