What’s a mystery from your own life that you’ve never solved?
You guys already know by now, that i’m a say it as i see it kinda guy right?
So, as well as the commando’s in my brian that take control when i write my Dookie novels, i also have a little spiritual side too.
Most will choff at this and to be honest, if it weren’t me i would too. However, on occassion i have entered a few churches. Thats right, i’ve sat in on a few sunday mass things that the catholics do, don’t worry, nobody touched me up! I’ve also been to mormon churches with friends and come away with all my money still in my wallet.
What baffles me though and anyone that knows me, none of these churches exploded into flames as i entered or anything?????
I’m clearly not a religeous dude. I mean, sure if you wanna believe go ahead, i aint got no problem with that. but i mean, i wrote Dookie 4! In my mind if god is up there, he would’ve known and stopped me telling his secrets right??
C’mon Barry!!! Lol. (See Dookie 4 if you don’t get that)
Just kidding guys, don’t get all bent outta shape.
Although, i do question this stuff. Not to get spooky, but i have even spoken with spirits and been haunted by a grumpy git that wanted his bed back! So, if that happens, maybe there is a gaff with fluffy white clouds, angels eating cream cheese on crackers and a set of pearly gates. Or maybe we reincarnate as bugs or lions, etc..
I’ve not worked it out yet, but when i die, i promise i’ll come back and let you all know k.
Here’s a quick overview of Dookie:
The Dookie Novels by Tony Kearns (Bizarro/Satire)
This is a series of “Bizarro fiction” (surreal, satirical, and absurd horror-comedy) novels that follow a hero named Dookie, which is outlined as a, “…raunchiest horror comedy you’ve never read!”
Plot: Dookie is a former Marine turned mercenary who fights a “ludicrously funny Apocalypse” against various absurd antagonists.
Characters: Dookie leads a crew of misfits (including “Snowflakes and Hipsters”) against enemies like “the orangey-faced Tumpy-tump” and “the depraved Poostinks”.
Themes: It is a satirical look at 21st-century issues—politics, pandemics, and economic inequality—written in a “knockabout” style with frequent references to eating cheeseburgers and fighting “Ass Demons”.
Books: The series includes Dookie: A Colourful Life, Dookie 2: World War 3, Dookie 3: Scorched Earth, Dookie 4 Dookie vs the Demon God, and Dookie 5: Uncivil War.
Tone: Raunchy, surreal, and highly satirical.
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