What super power do you wish you had and why?

You know what, i reckon most people will say sh*t like they want to fly or be invisible or blah blah boring ol’ same ol’ same ol’. Not I though!

Even though it would be cool to have those powers like fly and what not, i think i’ll stick with not giving a f*ck. Yeah thats the one. My super power will be to truly not give a f*ck about the silly, time consuming and damn right ridiculously petty sh*t we all have to deal with in this so called ‘P.C.’ culture.

And just to clarify, i mean that i wouldn’t have to ‘fake’ giving a sh*t  either! No nodding  in fake agreement, no going along with all the namby bamby you hurt my feelings stuff and no trigger warnings!!! Just one dude living like its 1990 ya know.

Err… or maybe, if it’s less offensive, i’d choose to be steak man!!!! A man that can magic a Porter house from thin air. Lol

Hahahaha. Either way, its clear i got me some issues eh. Hahah. Don’t take life too serious guys, chill out, get a Dookie book and have a giggle eh.

DOOKIE 5 OUT NOW!!!