If you could erase one movie from your memory and watch it again for the first time, which one would it be?
Ooh wow what a great way to start the week! Screwing with me cuz i got a bad memory eh?? Lol.
I love me a good film. Anything with Sly, Arny, Statham, Sandler and the likes are always gonna be winners for me. However, the one film i’d love to watch again for the first time is….
Star Wars: A new hope 1977.
We had it on vhs from when it premiered on t.v. here in the U.K. in 82′. I woud’ve been 6 years old. I freaking loved it!!!
I remember watching it over and over so much i new every line. Then, i guess that christmas i screamed and ran out of a shop cuz they had a guy dressed as Darth Vader. Haha.
I’d love to re-watch it again for the first time, cuz Disney have screwed this last bunch up. Still, i hold out hope for the Mandalorian.
Until then, i think i’ll re-read Dookie 3!!
Here’s a run down of this fun beast!!
I hope to see this on the big screen one day.
Dookie 3: Scorched Earth
by Tony Kearns is a satirical post-apocalyptic novel that follows the ex-mercenary Dookie and his squad as they navigate a savage, ruined world. It blends gritty survival themes with chaotic, dark humor—often described as a mix between Mad Max and South Park.
The Plot:
In this installment, Dookie and his misfit crew are backed by the remnants of the government. They are sent into the desert wastelands of World War 3 to protect embattled refugees from an invading horde of rampant “Ass Lickers” and “Ass Demons”. Along the way, they pick up quirky new allies, including a demon named Legion, a man named Joe, and a character known as Hippie Jesus.
The Characters:
Dookie himself is a battle-hardened hero whose main motivators are defeating demons and finding his next cheeseburger. His team of “snowflakes and hipsters” features:
• Getlan: A master of lethal chopsticks.
• Baron: A cross-dresser who typically wears a nun’s habit.
• Hippie Jesus: Exactly who it sounds like.
The Satire:
The book heavily parodies 21st-century issues and politics. It features returning antagonists from the earlier Dookie books, including a caricature of an “overgrown orange toddler” and the depraved leader of Russkyland. It tackles modern political and societal anxieties with a profound, knockabout, and highly absurd comedic tone.
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