What’s a simple pleasure in life that brings you joy?
You know by now guys, i’m a simple fella. There isn’t much better to me than sitting back on my Porcelain throne, supping at a mug of coffee and dropping a few pounds off for the civic amenities to deal with.
Lets be honest, they may as well do something to earn all that tax money they steal from me eh! With every dump i take, i concider myself one step closer to becoming a villain to my local civil servants. Lol.
If you too are sick of the ‘man’ stealing all your cash, not fixing the roads, over paying under worked civil servants and of course pressing his thumb on top of your head, i’ll give you two simple, yet helpful ideas that may bring a little joy to your day.
- Dump the biggest n baddest turd ever. Then, just imagine it blocking the pipe at their end!!
- Read a Dookie novel, in fact read all the Dookie novels! They’ll be sure to make you smile!
But don’t just take my word for it, here’s a kind statement ‘Jo’ posted online recently about the series:
“I seriously recommend these, they’re brilliantly funny, extremely clever and definitely not for the faint hearted (or snowflakes lol) plus one of the characters in his later books is based on my other half lmao… A name I often call him too lol
Tony you’re a bloody genius”
Thanks Jo!!
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