If you could have dinner with any philosopher, who would it be?
Lets be honest now, me and philosophy don’t go together like rum n coke right.
However, if i had to entertain myself with what could become the most boring and pretentious dinner of my life, i reckon i’d dig up those old greek lads, Socrates and his buddy Plato.
Not that i want to chit chat with them about their iconic blah blah moments that keeps em’ famous, but cuz i’d like to find out if all that sh*t Socrates supposedly said is true! And if so, why was he too lazy to jot any of it down for himself. See, pretentious bast**d!!
Plus of course i’d love to make them watch Family guy!! Hahaha. C’mon you know they’d love it.
Anyways, enough of this stupidity, lets get down to the surreal:
DOOKIE VS THE DEMON GOD
Comic no1.
After being trained in the art of murder by the Greenbacks of the North, Dookie has been unleashed upon the world. His discovery of the Ass Demons hiding inside the rich and powerful forced him into action. He created a small fighting force of snowflakes and hipsters whom helped him bring these gold digging sh*t eaters to the notice of the watching world.
Now famed for their battles, Dookie and Co. take on their foes to help free the good citizens of the world.
In issue #1, you’ll find our hero doing battle on a small fishing island. He’s accompained by his pal Getlan, and of course a few weapons! In this episode, Dookie and Getlan take on the cast iron hoof of an Ass Demon residing in a Goat! Need we say more?
Containing lots of swearing, guns, blood and fecal matter, you’ll have your fill of adult entertainment – comic style for sure.
This new comic is a true collectable for the ages. Printed as a paperback perfect bound. It is 8.5 x 11 inches in size. Big enough to fill yer eyes balls with awesome Dookie wonder!!
This is no ordinary little comic book, it’s a ‘celebration of Dookie’ comic book!
Trigger warning on this comic guys!!
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