If you could instantly master any skill, what would it be and why?
This is a tuffy right? So many things come to mind…
Maybe it would be cool to learn a useful trade skill. Here in Blighty they can make you a lot of cash! Maybe a plumber, carpenter, benefit hoarder, politician. Ooooh which one eh??
Yeah you guessed it. I’d love to learn the artful skill of a politician. You know, question dodging, talking b*llocks, telling people what they already know is a lie and having all your work collegues holla and cheer you on as you misslead the people you are supposed to be working for. Not to mention of course, the politicians most special skill; how to cook the books so you never pay for a f*ckin’ thing.
Just think guys. In one swoop i could learn to lie, cheat and steal as a professional, all while getting paid 4 times that of most honest hard working people around where i live.
Not to mention, that being a political leader in this great nation is only a part time job too!!!!!!!!
A true art form of a skill. And yeah, i know, i may not get all those skills under the one umbrella. However, with just one of those valuable political skills i could still qualify for the lay about benefit hoarder!!!
This is the first rendering of Camcam and Boog the enormity. They feature in both D4 & the new Dookie 5: Uncivil war and will remain in the character line up for the forseeable future. I need to add the beard though!!
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