What’s a common misconception people have about happiness?

Happiness is one of those things people lie about! Its up there with stuff like ‘i’ve got a big d*ck, ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ and ‘i’ve won the lotto twice’.

If you hear someone say they’re happy, take it with a pinch of salt guys. To my knowledge (and yeah sure i’m not yoda) but one can only achieve happiness if they have access to a portable kitchen complete with chef and no less that 12 choices of steak that can be immediately cooked to perfection at ones desire.

Its a scientific fact!!

Now i’ve gotta go, my huge d*ck is getting in the way of traffic and its rush hour k.

DOOKIE – THE QUICK OVER OVERVIEW

The Dookie series by Tony Kearns is a surreal, highly vulgar, and bizarro satire series centered around an anti-hero named Dookie. He fights against corrupt global elites, corporations, and politicians who are literally controlled by demons living inside their colons.

The series is known for its extreme “butt humour,” political incorrectness, heavy swearing, and violent absurdity. Critics describe its tone as a mix of Mad Max, South Park, and Viz comic strips.