Emperor Palpatine has announced open elections for a new Emperor — and he’s nominated Darth Vader. You get to nominate one challenger.
Well geez, i’m only ever gonna nominate one fella to fight the darkside!
My nominated hero, and he is a hero! He’s is a gun pulling, foul mouthed, burger munching Anti-hero that often sh*ts his own pants for sure. Yet he makes the likes of Palpatine and vader look like the genocidal maniacs they are.
He may not have a light saber, but he does have a torch with the light of a million candles that helps him root out the demons that dwell within his enemies bowels. And i’ll bet those 2 darkside rulers have got more than just a stick up those ar*es!!
I NOMINATE :
DOOKIE!!!!
Join Dookie and his army of light as he cleans the planet of the corruption that keeps us all on our knees.
Official Army of light brochure can be found in Dookie 5: Uncivil war.
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