Hit 5,000 steps today and drop your achievement here — we’re cheering you on!
Hell, i’ll do 5,000 steps before i place my sizeable cheeks upon their thrown!!
Oooh… wait… no… no actually i wont. I’ve actually got a busy day today (its 0030 at the moment),so i doubt i’ll beable to squeeze that number in. I feel really bad though! It can’t be helped. I’m scheduled to wake up late, have an enormous dump, drink a mug of coffe whilst munching a bacon and egg sarny (multi tasking due to time constraints), go out for an important meeting with my dad where we will drink coffee and discuss how some moronic and overpaid somebody has let us and our country down. Then it’ll be back home to lift weights and eat a slab of cow before the mrs forces me to shower my stench off and then somehow i’ll have to make time to drag myself back to bed!
Jeez, and i thought this was supposed to be my day off!!
Maybe next time eh?
But guys, if you’ve got time to wander around, you’ve got time for a quick Dookie!!
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