If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
You know, i usually say ‘an island’ or something. Of course its an island with cows for munching and a few gun turrets armed with 50 cals. Just to keep the rifraf away.
However, today i’m feeling whimsical, so i’m gonna say anywhere i f*cking want! Hah!! Yeah you see, i think if i had one of those bloody great super yachts i could park up outside any ol’ gaff. Just jump into my chopper that’ll be parked on the back and nip into town.
Sorted!!
Of course, the super yacht would need a large walk in freezer for steaks, an air defense system, several rotating mounted 50 cals and a nuclear powered mini sub. Goes without saying really.
My Dookie and his crew have a boat. Well, a freighter in fact. They commandeered it! Its called ‘The Long & Proud’, in good Dookie fashion. Lol.
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