What villain actually had a good point?
Ooooh… depends who you think is a villain doesn’t it? What is it they say, one mans freedom fighter is anothers….
And who’s to say anyones point can’t be argued to be ‘good’ in some respect. Dr Evil in Austin Powers had a great point: kill that meddling moron and make loads of cash! Lol.
The Romans brought modern roads and aqueducts, central heating, etc.. yet they liked to murder people publicly in horrific displays of barbarity.
My Dookie character is a villainish good guy that has a great point! He’s attempting to clean up the corruption of politics, business and the likes in his land. Sounds ok, but he does it with a large gun, grenades, a bad attitude and hungry belly. Not to mention most of his followers have kinky perversities and side hussles.
Since we’re talking about villains though…
Here’s a bio of one of Dookie’s enemies. The leader of Ruskieland.
Poostinks:
The Megalomaniac:
This fella could be compared to the likes of A. Hitler, A. Hun, I. Terrible, Y. Ripper, Dr. Jekyll and of course Drake. He has the ultimate little man syndrome. As a boy he murdered his primary school teacher because he gave him a B- on a random homework assignment. His parents have been missing since he took control of Ruskieland some years ago.
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 10stn / 140lbs
Penis Name: Kolbasa
Hair: Balding
Pets: He likes to keep animals, just not as pets!
Political persuasion: Kill kill kill
Likes: To be treated as a god, Bombs, Bombers and making Daisey chains.
Dislikes: Snowflakes, Dookie, Homosexuals, bouncy castles.
Favourite weapons: Nuclear bombs, Salisbury steak, tea, Hands
Confirmed Kills: 1.6 million
In Brief:
This Megalomaniac took control of Ruskieland by winning a scenic photography competition at the age of thirteen. He received his award in the Red Oblong and it was awarded to him by the then President, Navalnie. He stabbed the soon to be a distant memory of a leader with a pencil to the chest. He finished his first confirmed kill off, by strangulation. He then stood on the warm corpse of the deposed and announced his premiership had begun.
Pooey’s little update: Post World War Three
He’s been in prison! Whilst in a neighbouring cell to where his old pal, f*ck buddy and enemy, Tumpytump (before his escape), he was being consistently raped by his cell mate. These penetrating moments have been an unwelcomed break for the old leader of Ruskieland, for when he’s not being buggered, he is being constantly interrogated by the Sheriff’s Department. Pooey had tried to fix his relationship with his pal Tumpytump during their time as neighbours, but Tumpytump had his playmat full of building blocks to keep him occupied, so never replied to his one-time lovers appeals for friendship. In the dark of night, Pooey’s also been picking crusty lumps of sh*t and the odd haemorrhoid from his ar*e and hairy crack to build himself a sh*tty-shank, to murder his abusive cell mate with. He’s gone into panic mode ever since his neighbour, Tumpytump went missing from the jailhouse.
He’s formed a plan to escape!
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO POOEY IN DOOKIE 5: UNCIVIL WAR
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