What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve ever been part of?
Nope. I’m drawing a blank…..
I have real comedy in my life, so little misunderstandings are just tossed aside really.
If you really want a funny story though, try Dookie 3, when my dad read it he laughed, then turned purple, cried and drewled all at the same time!!! And that was whilst reading a fight scene!!!
There is a little ‘misunderstanding’ happening right now here in Blighty though. You see, the big bad bald wolf from the east is huffing and puffing and pretending to blow our houses up. Whilst our overloards wave their hands in the air and say ‘nothing to see here’. However, those of us with half a brain remember what was said and done before that very same wolf blew up someone elses gaff!!!
Never settle. Semper fi.
Here’s a little bio: not sure why i selected this one, but here goes! Lol
POOSTINKS
The Megalomaniac:
This fella could be compared to the likes of A. Hitler, A. Hun, I. Terrible, Y. Ripper, Dr. Jekyll and of course Drake. He has the ultimate little man syndrome. As a boy he murdered his primary school teacher because he gave him a B- on a random homework assignment. His parents have been missing since he took control of Ruskieland some years ago.
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 10stn / 140lbs
Penis Name: Kolbasa
Hair: Balding
Pets: He likes to keep animals, just not as pets!
Political persuasion: Kill kill kill
Likes: To be treated as a god, Bombs, Bombers and making Daisey chains.
Dislikes: Snowflakes, Dookie, Homosexuals, bouncy castles.
Favourite weapons: Nuclear bombs, Salisbury steak, tea, Hands
Confirmed Kills: 1.6 million
In Brief:
This Megalomaniac took control of Ruskieland by winning a scenic photography competition at the age of thirteen. He received his award in the Red Oblong and it was awarded to him by the then President, Navalnie. He stabbed the soon to be a distant memory of a leader with a pencil to the chest. He finished his first confirmed kill off, by strangulation. He then stood on the warm corpse of the deposed and announced his premiership had begun.
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