What is the best purchase you have ever made?
Ooooh this is a biggy!!!
I’ve made some great buys in my time here on planet earth. Tell you what, i wont just tell you my best ever, i’ll give you my top list! Damn i’m awesome eh!!!
- I bought a 72oz porter house steak. It was love at first at bite. (And yeah, i went back and did it again and again cuz i’m THAT GUY).
- I bought a death star (beta) on ebay but it turned out they couldn’t deliver it because Vader didn’t have landing gear installed. Got a full refund though. Gave the seller, a Mr Palpatine, 5 stars for prompt refund.
- Bought a 1982 Pontiac firebird trans am, but the satnav was a right know it all and kept calling me Michael! Sold it for parts in the end.
- Hired a guy called Mr. McCall to sort out an issue i was having with a local shop. He did get my £1.72 change back that they owed me, but i do feel bad that he transfered their £700,000,000 in savings to reaches unknownout, then slaughtered the remnants of their family line. I mean, they only had 2 shops, a dry cleaners and 2 oil tankers in the shadow fleet! Poor buggers!! He didn’t even invoice me you know.
I bet i know what would be on your list, if you had one…..
A DOOKIE BOOK!!!!!!
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