If you could rewrite any book’s ending, which one would you choose?
Hmmm… Sure i’ve mentioned that plonka potter before now, but lets focus somewhere else eh.
In Mr. Bump of the Mr Men books, i’d like to have seen more of a variety of ‘bumps’. It would’ve been a nice twist, for instance, to see Mr. Bump, bump some dude off with a 9mil at the end and say something like:
“you’re bumped now b*tch!!”
Plus, when i finished Dookie 4 i did a really fun interview with ‘god’. Kinda wish though, rather than a one on one scene, i’d gone for the jerry springer moment and brought the estranged kids in!!!
Still, it was funny as f*ck as it is and you never know, there maybe more to come…..
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