Which author would you love to have dinner with?

Well i know i should be saying people like, William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, but…

There are way more fun characters from literary history like Alfred Jarry or Jonathan Swift whom wrote crazy satire and absurdist texts that cracked the door open for our current bizarro world of entertainment written by folks like Carlton Melick III or that other crazy f*cker…. me!!

So, yeah i reckon i’ll jump into the current fashion of being a total narcissist and enjoy a dinner with my own self.

Conversation will be sh*t though. So i’ll invite some stoner hollywood writer type that thinks they’re funny, like Seth Rogan. Mind you…. Hollywood? He’s probably a vegan!!!! Nah f*ck it, i’ll sit by myself and just have 2 steak dinners!!!

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