If you had a time machine and could send just one message to your past self, what would it say?
Ooh… here i go again!
No soppy words of wisdom from this beast to my previous self i’m afraid guys.
Obviously i’d be able to set the date and time the note would arrive yeah!?
So, here goes:
The lotto numbers next weekend will be 26,48,99,06,03,01. Don’t tell anyone you’ve won. Buy a small, unstable, volcanic island. Employ mercinaries to kidnap some lazer scientists and force them to build you a giant ray gun. Hold the world to ransom for $500 billion. Have mini ray guns strapped to some turtles whom will guard your beaches. When a single 007 type arrives to kill you, take the blue prints and cash at hand, blow the island and escape on a small helicopter.
If you can’t be bothered to do all that, buy shares in evil companies that will ruin the world from within: Amazon, microsoft, apple, disney, paypal, google or take your pick from any bank.
This will distroy the world as you know it!!
Don’t worry, its gonna happen anyways. If you can’t beat em’….
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