What’s a conspiracy theory you actually find believable?
Soooo many!!!
Roswell. Area 51. That hillbilly that got probed in the butt. Just take yer pick!!
But the biggy is that those wretched Bettles were m15 agents. They were sent to corrupt America’s youth with drugs, sex, booze and rock n’ roll. Acting of course for their boss, the late queen. Whom was not just the head of state, but the head of a giant drug cartel.
Drugs? Maybe??? Sex! Defo baby!! C’mon, its in the family right! Hahahah.
Well that cheered me up.
Don’t forget to pick up your Dookie books and comics guys.
The Dookie series by Tony Kearns is a surreal, highly vulgar, and bizarro satire series centered around an anti-hero named Dookie. He fights against corrupt global elites, corporations, and politicians who are literally controlled by demons living inside their colons.
The series is known for its extreme “butt humour,” political incorrectness, heavy swearing, and violent absurdity. Critics describe its tone as a mix of Mad Max, South Park, and Viz comic strips.
The Core Premise
The Hero: Dookie is a former Marine Warrior who was cast out after refusing to follow corrupt orders. He is happy as long as he has cheeseburgers and demons to kill.
The Enemy: “Ass Demons” that possess the wealthy, powerful, and politically elite.
The Crew: Dookie recruits a misfit band of “snowflakes,” “hipsters,” and bizarre characters to fight back.
Main Book Breakdown
Book 1: Dookie (A Colourful Life): Dookie takes a job at a supermarket called “Hellmart”. He discovers the demonic possession of the elite and forms his misfit crew to clean out the retail market and the world.
Book 2: World War 3 and the Hunt for Sausage: Dookie and his team are thrown into global-scale chaos, escalating their fight against government and religious leaders.
Book 3: Scorched Earth: Set in a post-apocalyptic wilderness where Dookie acts as a sheriff. He leads characters like “Getlan” (a bipolar warrior who fights with chopsticks) and “Hippy Jesus” to protect refugees against hordes of “Ass Lickers”.
Book 4: Dookie vs The Demon God: A bizarro-fiction escalation where Dookie takes the fight directly to a magical entity.
Book 5: Uncivil War: Dookie fights to clear his name from murder allegations from the leader of a world power, ‘The North’. This escalates quickly into a battle for land and power.
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