If you could erase one event from history, what would it be?
Well i always tease my poor mrs by telling her, that if i could go back in time and find that first nice caveman…
You see, in my head its all his fault. Him and his mrs were sitting in their cave doing a bit of finger painting by the fire and she says “hey hun, its a bit windy out isn’t?! Dya’ reckon you could stick something in front of the cave to stop the wind getting in?”.
And he did!!!
1st f*ckin’ door!!
What a plonka! Its been down hill ever since:
Interior design : his fault.
Need mo money for a better/fancier cave: his fault.
Tax: his fault
Jobs: his fault
War: his fault
Damn it, i’m even blaiming my trapped wind on him!!! I could be sat by a fire with a lump of wooly mamouth on a stick whilst picking dingle berries from my crack if it wasn’t for him and his mrs ‘wanting a better life’. Selfish gits!!!!
Lol.
Either that or the collapse of the Roman empire. I mean, screw UFC guys, we could still be watching their old school fight nights, wiping our sh*tty rings with a rented stick in public and p*ssing on our laundry. Aaaa good times, good times. Lol.
I prefer to think of a different place, a happier place… DRAGON VALLEY!!!
DOOKIE:
A colourful life in review:by wierdreviews.com
Summary : The book opens up with our hero Dookie ( yes , he legally changed his name to Dookie ) graduating from boot camp and heading out on his first mission . The enemy the were sent to destroy turned out not to be the threat that Dookie’s squad was led to believe so they decided to stop fighting and talk . Their enemy is dealing with a foe named the GreenBacks that Dookie’s squad had been told was not a real group . Dookie feels lied to, so he teams up with the people he was sent to kill in order to destroy the GreenBacks . As Dookie does this , him and his squad are disavowed by the Corp . Eventually, Dookie is forced back home to Dragon Valley and he takes up a security job with Hellmart . Turns out ( insert dramatic music ) it’s run by demons ! Who would’ve guessed ? Guess Dookie has a new war to fight .
Review :
I’ll be upfront , the author sent me a copy of the book themselves , I didn’t take money to do this review but the book could be considered a gift so we will straight up about it . That being said even if it hadn’t been gifted to me I would still dig this book . You essentially got a Marine fighting literal corporate demons . How could I not like it ? If you want a well written satire with action and oddities abound then pick it up where you can !
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