If you had to switch lives with a fictional character for a week, who would you choose?
Well my regular readers are gonna know the real deal here, but…
I reckon lots of people would choose those obvious characters. So, should i go down that route??
Superman: why?
All that strength n power ruined by his need to always be so damn perfect and honest. Eewww!! That aint me.
Wonder Woman: why?
Sure, i’d have a great rack and a lovely butt, but is it enough to get me through a whole week??? Doubtful.
Ironman: why?
Oh god no, can you imagine putting up with his Mrs and her fanny smelling candles?? Nice cars though!?!
Robin Hood: why?
Basic dude with a bow n arrow and a chip on his shoulder. Maybe?
Sheriff Dookie: why?
Oh f*ck yeah!!! We have a winner! All them guns, all them burgers, all that coffee. Plus i’d get to whack a bunch of corrupt money hoarding ceo type a**hats and redistribute their company’s wealth and working rights to the staff and people of the land. Whats not to love about that? O.k., o.k so i may have to sh*t myself a few times that week, but its a small price to pay to get to bring real justice to the world.
