If you could pick any fictional animal to be your lifelong companion (like a Pokémon or fantasy pet), what would it be?
Oh wow…. what a stupid question for a saturday. Hahaha. Don’t you know i only deal with the serious global issues of the day?
But hey ho, i’ll set aside my rising tax burden, the shafting my bung hole is getting from the utility companies, the whipping i’m getting from the petrol pump gods and the fact that i’m being slowly starved to death by the evil food conglomorates that are increasing prices so much only politicians and billionaires can afford a steak!?!?
And breath…
Right then, as i’ve said before i aint a fan of imprisoning an animal in my house, but here goes…
I’d want one that was fun. No super powered dog, mighty mouse or even a giant kong style gorilla for me thanks. I reckon a simple little Dory fish from the finding nemo film would do me ok.
You see, if Dory was stuck in a cell or a tank even, in my gaff she’d be happy. No memories you see! She’d just keep swimming, just keep swimming….
