Do you believe in karma?

Yeah guys, i know that bi*ch!!!

I wont say how, but after i did that thing i shouldn’t have done she got me!

I thought it was just a fart…

Maybe i pushed too hard or was just over confident, but it was no fart damn it!!! And in a crowded lift too!

That poor woman that was behind me had no chance and i still feel bad for the cleaner.

Still… dookie is Dookie do! Lol