What’s one piece of travel advice you always follow?
As many of you know, i’m trapped on an island of fewer and fewer sane individuals, even less legal ones at that.
Yet i stay!
For even in these crazy days of f*cked up morals, crazy-ass leadership, eye watering levels of taxation and a sun that wont be seen for the next 6 months, i still prefer to stay here than than go anywhere else.
Why?
Cuz even if i recieved the vacation tip of a lifetime. Travel gold was passed through my ears, i aint leaving my home area for the foreseable.
Cuz its gonna kick off soon!!
The war lords are moving in on our weakened little island of corrupt politicians and bankers. First they’re gonna pull the plug on our comms, then our shipments, then the fun will begin!!!
When it does so, i’ll be standing tall. Putting my inner Dookie to the test.
So no, no travel advise is useful to me.
Then again, pee before you leave was always a good bit of advice!
Anyways.
The Dookie series by Tony Kearns is a surreal, highly vulgar, and bizarro satire series centered around an anti-hero named Dookie. He fights against corrupt global elites, corporations, and politicians who are literally controlled by demons living inside their colons.
The series is known for its extreme “butt humour,” political incorrectness, heavy swearing, and violent absurdity. Critics describe its tone as a mix of Mad Max, South Park, and Viz comic strips.
The Core Premise
The Hero: Dookie is a former Marine Warrior who was cast out after refusing to follow corrupt orders. He is happy as long as he has cheeseburgers and demons to kill.
The Enemy: “Ass Demons” that possess the wealthy, powerful, and politically elite.
The Crew: Dookie recruits a misfit band of “snowflakes,” “hipsters,” and bizarre characters to fight back.
Main Book Breakdown
Book 1: Dookie (A Colourful Life):
Dookie takes a job at a supermarket called “Hellmart”. He discovers the demonic possession of the elite and forms his misfit crew to clean out the retail market and the world.
Book 2: World War 3 and the Hunt for Sausage:
Dookie and his team are thrown into global-scale chaos, escalating their fight against government and religious leaders. Dookie and his army pick up new supporters along the way in a march to what has to be the most ludicrously funny Apocalypse ever commited to paper.
Book 3: Scorched Earth:
Set in a post-apocalyptic wilderness where Dookie acts as a sheriff. He leads characters like “Getlan” (a bipolar warrior who fights with chopsticks) and “Hippy Jesus” to protect refugees against hordes of “Ass Lickers”.
Book 4: Dookie vs The Demon God:
A bizarro-fiction escalation where Dookie takes the fight directly to a magical entity.
Book 5: Uncivil War:
Dookie fights to clear his name from murder allegations from the leader of a world power, ‘The North’. This escalates quickly into a battle for land and power.
Book 6: title unreleased.
Release set for 2027.
